Just by writing about American Idol yesterday, my visitors jumped several fold, so I figured the name must have some magic.Â Therefore, over at my food blogÂ I decided it was time to introduce the American Idol Burger.
I came up with the following taglines or unique selling points (USP):
“No talent?Â Our burger will give you 15 minutes of fame.”Â Nah, not so good.
How about?Â “Our burger is so good, it’ll raise your ire and indignation.”
Closer, but now:Â “It leaves you insulted and ready to throw up.”
If none of these works, I can always introduce the Simon Cowell Burger with the tagline:Â “You wouldn’t feed this to your worst enemy.”
Tomorrow, the Paula Abdul Mediator Boba:Â “Swallow this with your pride.”