Curiouser and Curiouser
That’s how the Orange County Register has labeled California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger’s new definition of “consumer demand.”
Which is?
That’s how the Orange County Register has labeled California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger’s new definition of “consumer demand.”
Which is?
Google is rapidly becoming the Catholic Church–and Grand Inquisitor–of all things ‘Net-based.
Now, what exactly in reality does Google do? It sends out crawlers, spiders, bots–whatever you wish to call them–to rate Web sites and their content/acceptability based on mathematical algorithms. Hmmm….
I have to admit I didn’t read or pay much attention to Art Buchwald when he was alive and writing his humor column, primarily because I don’t find politics to be a humorous proposition. Politicians need poking at, yes, but politics has deadly consequences.
That being said, Mr. Buchwald did manage to go out with class, dignity–and humor. Refusing dialysis, he faced certain death but hung in there for almost a year until his kidneys failed him at 81.Â
I decided to jettison my nearly decade-old design for Grammar Sucks in favor of a more functional, modern design. This wasn’t done as much as a design makeover as a practical necessity. As I tested out my old site on Macintosh computers and other browsers, I noticed weird bugs. Thus, this new look. Please let me know what you think.
Just by writing about American Idol yesterday, my visitors jumped several fold, so I figured the name must have some magic. Therefore, over at my food blog I decided it was time to introduce the American Idol Burger.
I came up with the following taglines or unique selling points (USP):
If you want to set up your own blog, I certainly recommend using WordPress as the content management system on your own hosted domain. However, there is a glitch in WordPress that I’m hoping I’ve detected the source of (never end a sentence with a preposition, right?). To wit, because of something in PHP (the sourcing code) called Magic Quotes, apostrophes appear with slashes after them, such as “Dave\s,” or something like that, so this post is purely a test to see if turning off Magic Quotes cures this problem. (Believe me, I spent a couple of hours doing Web searches trying to figure this out, so I’m praying for results here.)
Let’s try: Dave’s, Judy’s, Mack’s. How about single quotes: “He said he was ‘completely unprepared’.”
We’ll all know in a minute, or maybe not because it may just be certain browsers where this occurs, in which case I’ll have to wait to hear from my reader in Taipei.
I didn’t see the original article, only the retraction and correction that appeared later, but a Jan. 7 story in the Orange County Register evidently said that 18th Century British politician William Wilberforce, a staunch opponent of slave trade, helped usher in a period of prurience. Oops, what they really meant was “prudishness,” as the retraction noted.
Whatever happened to copy editors, city editors and proofreaders? Probably most of them got their jobs eliminated. Back in the days when I toiled for a daily newspaper, at least two and often four people checked your story before it went to press. They were fairly prudish too. Prurience reigned over at Playboy and Hustler magazines. Now why didn’t I work for them?
So rode and spoke Paul Revere.Â
Now every media outlet in the U.S. is blaring a new refrain of this as David Beckham, British soccer phenom, and wife Posh Spice, British rock phenom, are relocating to the states so Beckham can play soccer for the Los Angeles Galaxy.
Soon the definitive British accent of the two will hit the airwaves to promote soccer, shoes, clothes, Pepsi, Coke, you name it, but the prospect is so huge that no newspaper, radio, or TV outlet in the land did anything but trumpet it as the biggest news of the day, next to the “surge” of troops in Iraq.
I’m not sure what will come of this American English-wise, but it will be fun to find out.
Let’s just hope the guy can still play soccer so this phenomenon-in-the-making doesn’t appear stillborn.
Suddenly, it turns out that the liberals are complaining that using the word “surge” to describe the increase in troop levels in Iraq is a Rovian deceit, or trap, to imply a temporary increase and thus fend off war critics.
What’s going on?Â
First television, then the Web–newspapers are feeling the heat advertising-wise.
As a journalist who started his career in newspapers and is evidently ending it on the Web, I understand the progression, but it’ll be a sad day when just a few newspapers are left to help shape our culture.