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أطفال [سإكس-مونث-ولد] في تلفزيون [أد] الذي يتكلّم اللغة الانجليزية مثل 35 [ير-ولد] هارفارد [مبا] متخرجات?

كلاب وأخرى حيوانات أنّ يستطيع تكلّمت اللغة الانجليزية أيضا (أو بما أنّ على نحو رديء) ك ك بشكل خاصّ [أدّلد] مراهقة باب تالية?

(أو سحالي أنّ يستطيع رقصت?)

أنا بالأحرى رأيت أناس' ينبح من يتعقّب' يتكلّم اللغة الانجليزية, أو ينمى بالغ' "[مولينغ] و [بوكينغ]" مثل أطفال [رثر ثن] أطفال' [بيورتينغ] حول [كنسومر برودوكت]. على الأقلّ وصف هو أكثر بدقّة الشرط إنسانيّة.

يعيّن ب [غرمّربلوغّر]

[سريووس] [لك] من حكم

موافقة, قد حصل أنا يستعمل إلى الإستعمال من ال يخطأ كلمة حكم على حديد رئيس الطبّاخين. مهما, الآن استعملت هو أيضا يكون فوق [إسبن] [سبورت سنتر].

أنا أتمّت صغيرة معجم بحث أن يرى إن حكم, قد كسب الخطأ تهجية, مقبوليّة. الجوابة نعم ورفض. يعدّل واحدة معجم ال "[إ]" تهجئة كخيار, غير أنّ بعد ذلك يذهب فوق أن يوضّح الإستعمال حكم ب يذكر جملة مثل يستعمل حكم, ال يصحّح تهجئة. هو أيضا عيّن حكم بشقّ النّفس, [سينغ] كان هو "ال [لغل دوكمنت] يفيد السبب لرأي قضائيّة."

[بوتّوم لين-]حكم التهجئة وحيد, يستنتج من الكلمة فرنسيّة [جوجمنت] (أيّ يستعمل "[إ]," بفضول).

يعيّن ب [غرمّربلوغّر]

التعبير لفظيا من الثاني تعديل يفحص

لا أحد يستطيع في أيّ وقت اتّهمت المؤلفات من دستورنا من يكون النحو خبيرات. أخذت الثاني تعديل, موضوع من [يسترد'س] محكمة عليا يحكم. هو يقرأ:

"سينتهك [ولّ-رغلتد] ميليشيا, يكون ضروريّة إلى الأمن من دولة حرّة, الحق من الالناس أن يحافظ وحملت [أرمس], سوفت لن يكون."

الآن, يتجاهل الحقيقة أنّ, في ال [18ث] قرن, يعمّرون غالبا يرسمل اسم لتوكيد, يتلقّى الجملة بعد مشاكل إنشائيّة. هو سوفت قرأت, "[ولّ-رغلتد] ميليشيا يكون ضروريّة…." يكون مصدر ولذلك ينبغي كنت تقدّمت ب [بوسّسّيف]. أيضا, الفاصلة في ما بعد [أرمس] يفصل الموضوع من الفعل وحقيقيّة [نو-نو].

ماذا حول التعديل معنى?

يشبع قصة"

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Credit Shakespeare With Oyster Supremacy

In irony of ironies, considering how poor I am, I woke up this morning and opened the shutters in my living room to see the sun rising from the east and said outloud (yes, I do talk to myself), "The world is my oyster." Of course, it’s not, and actually I said, "The woild is my oyster," mimicking a Mafioso or someone from stereotypical New Jersey/New York.

That got me to look up the origins of the saying, and it is indeed something from The Bard in The Merry Wives of Windsor.

Said Pistol to Falstaff therein:

Why, then the world’s mine oyster,
Which I with sword will open.

Maybe I’ll just fall on my sword. LOL

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AP Takes on the Blogosphere

A site called the Drudge Retort, a liberal answer to the Drudge Report, was ordered by the Associated Press (AP) to cease and desist using snippets of AP articles in its own articles this past week.

Drudge II complied, but objected that copyright law permits the "fair use" of copyrighted material, in limited portions, for scholarly and academic purposes.

I doubt I’d consider either Drudge I or Drudge II scholarly or academic, but I defend their right to quote from published sources and comment on them. This is the meaning, to me, of a free press. I do it all the time here and on my other blogs.

Anyway, a spat ensued, and eventually AP backed away from its legal threat and said the organization "needed to rethink" matters.

What really galled AP, from what I can determine from reading between the lines, is that Drudge and other sites were using the quotations as tie-ins to advertising.

If that’s the case, then AP has a good argument.

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Happy Friday the 13th, You Paraskavedekatriaphobiacs

Paraskavedekatriaphobia is a word formed from three Greek words: paraskevi (Friday,) dekatreis (thirteen) and phobia (fear or phobia), meaning "fear of Friday the 13th." Triskaidekaphobia means just "fear of the number 13."

There you go. Learn something everyday. Happy Friday the 13th!

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Nothing to Do With English Grammar, But Useful

I came across this site that lists the highest–and lowest–gasoline pump prices in each state and counties, parishes, areas, etc., within that state.

I checked it against my local knowledge, and while it was good, it didn’t list the stations that I know to consistently have the lowest prices. Still, it beats not knowing where to save money.

It’s called Gas Buddy.

PS Unless I’m mistaken, look for gas prices to reach $5 a gallon by the Fourth of July, or shortly thereafter. They’ll come down in September or October for the presidential election and then continue their upward march after the new president is elected.

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Congrats to Spelling Bee Champ Sameer Mishra

Much was made on the video waves about his earlier confusion of the word numnah with numbnut, but 13-year-old Sameer Mishra finally won the 2008 Scripps National Spelling Bee with the word guerdon. Watch below:

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NOPEC Shows Government Garble at Its Standard Worst

The politics is bad too, but I’ll leave that aside.

Congress recently passed a piece of legislation known affectionately as NOPEC, which may as well stand for No One Possibly Expects Clarity, but instead is an acronym for The No Oil-Producing and -Exporting Cartels Act." Okay, I added the hypens because no one in Washington, D.C., could possibly understand compound adjectives, let alone writing basic, clear English.

What this act does is allow Congress and its designated henchmen to sue OPEC countries if they feel the latter has been withholding production of oil and thus artificially raising prices through manipulation of supply and demand. Good luck with these lawsuits, but let’s take a look at the enabling language of NOPEC:

"It shall be illegal and a violation of this Act," declared the House of Representatives, "to limit the production or distribution of oil, natural gas, or any other petroleum product … or to otherwise take any action in restraint of trade for oil, natural gas or any petroleum product when such action, combination, or collective action has a direct, substantial, and reasonably foreseeable effect on the market, supply, price or distribution of oil, natural gas or other petroleum product in the United States."

As I said, good luck with NOPEC. And good luck with writing clear English. You’ll need it in both cases.

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Nice Use of Juxtaposition in Newspaper Story

The sports journalists of the world made hay this past week with allegations that USC college basketball phenom O.J. Mayo had been on the take the whole time since high school.

A few days after the story broke, Mayo met with Los Angeles Times reporter Ben Bolch to deny the allegations, saying:

"So for them to say I received $30,000 or whatever the case is, I definitely don’t think that’s enough to sell out myself and my family."

That was in the next-to-last paragraph. Here’s what the last paragraph observed:

"Following the interview, Mayo slipped off into a new red Porsche Cayenne GTS with two friends and drove off."

Nice juxtaposition. Or was it irony?

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