September 21

When Is Good English Bad English?

Answer:  When you’re sitting at a bar having lunch and a loudmouth next to you is trying to score on the woman half his age next to him.  His English was grammatically fine, but I felt sorry for the young woman’s having to endure all his literate and literal nonsense.

Solution:  Don’t eat lunch at bar counters; take a table by yourself.

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Posted September 21, 2007 by Gary McCarty in category "Grammar Sucks

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